{"id":93529,"date":"2019-11-01T14:54:29","date_gmt":"2019-11-01T14:54:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/index\/index.php\/2019\/11\/01\/calaverita-a-la-ola-celeste\/"},"modified":"2019-11-01T14:54:29","modified_gmt":"2019-11-01T14:54:29","slug":"calaverita-a-la-ola-celeste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/calaverita-a-la-ola-celeste\/","title":{"rendered":"CALAVERITA A LA OLA CELESTE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>El Congreso estaba bien repleto,<\/p>\n<p>  <!--more-->  <\/p>\n<p>con los no amantes del Pleno.<br \/>La Ola Celeste armaba el arguende,<br \/>todos insultando de repente\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>Ped\u00edan gritando: \u201c\u00a1no al aborto!\u201d.<br \/>\u201cNi en verano, ni en oto\u00f1o,<br \/>que la vida siga\u201d, la ola ped\u00eda,<br \/>Aunque cada vez, est\u00e1 peor la econom\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>Llamaban genocida al contrario,<br \/>aunque la palabra no va al caso.<br \/>Y as\u00ed, despu\u00e9s de brincar y da\u00f1ar la propiedad,<br \/>todos felices se salieron a festejar.<\/p>\n<p>Cuando estaban llegando a la esquina,<br \/>las luces se apagaron de forma repentina.<br \/>Fue entonces cuando vieron a la calaca<br \/>Que luc\u00eda m\u00e1s tilica y bien flaca\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIba de paso, pero escuch\u00e9 su esc\u00e1ndalo\u201d, les dijo.<br \/>\u201cPor favor, no nos lleves\u201d, todos imploraron.<br \/>\u201cSomos buenos cristianos\u201d, entonaron.<br \/>\u201cEs cuesti\u00f3n de modales, en ustedes, cuestionables\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSeremos mejores\u201d, una dama prometi\u00f3,<br \/>\u201cNo haremos desmanes\u201d, alguien m\u00e1s habl\u00f3.<br \/>\u201cPero dejen a los peque\u00f1itos\u201d, susurr\u00f3<br \/>\u201cNecesito a unos poquitos\u201d, finalmente musit\u00f3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El Congreso estaba bien repleto,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":93,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nuestrapalabra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/93"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}