{"id":139041,"date":"2020-11-02T07:23:58","date_gmt":"2020-11-02T13:23:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/?p=139041"},"modified":"2020-11-02T07:24:16","modified_gmt":"2020-11-02T13:24:16","slug":"calaveritas-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/calaveritas-2020\/","title":{"rendered":"CALAVERITAS 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>GOBERNADOR OMAR FAYAD<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Result\u00f3 vivo muy vivo<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y enoj\u00f3 a los de enfrente<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sobre todo porque a Omar<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mucho lo quer\u00eda la gente<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pero la muerte canalla&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y que nunca, nunca falla,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lo mir\u00f3 y le dijo fuerte:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No me pasas de esta raya<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A la hora de hacer cuentas<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Todo result\u00f3 excelente,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Covid, finanzas y obra<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nada falta, nada sobra&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En su tumba sobran flores<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y una escultura muy rara<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Se preguntan y \u00bfqu\u00e9 es eso?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a1Una Garza sin pescuezo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>DIPUTADOS DEL GRUPO UNIVERSIDAD<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La muerte andaba muy triste<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Su cosecha era muy pobre,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ya no sufras t\u00fa por eso<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no vas al Congreso?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vaya que tuvo ganancias&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">en carreta se llev\u00f3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Una gran diversidad&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Del Grupo Universidad&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nomas sal\u00edan ata\u00fades<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De Roxana y de Mayorga&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De Noem\u00ed y por antojo<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alguien de copete rojo&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Su muerte no caus\u00f3 llanto<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Si acaso una gran protesta<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Viendo c\u00f3mo estaba todo<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00bfPor qu\u00e9 te tardaste tanto?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>ERIKA RODR\u00cdGUEZ Y JULIO VALERA<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ya los daban por difuntos&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y ni ofrenda les pensaban<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00a1Y sopas! Que llega octubre<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">de ganar no se cansaban<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Resultaron mucha pieza<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En eso de combatir<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dami\u00e1n, Ricardo y Orona<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Terminaron en llorona<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Les llevaron un conjunto<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De m\u00fasica guapachosa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y les cantaba la banda:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No estaba muerto, andaba de parranda&#8230;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>CANDIDATOS PERDEDORES<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La muerte estaba contenta<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ten\u00eda trabajo de sobra<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ricardo, Dami\u00e1n, Baptista<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">que la muerte todo cobra<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vaya cosecha de muertos<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">vaya que llevaba prisa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">y entre broma y entre risa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">al final todos fueron ceniza&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Se terminaron sus&nbsp; sue\u00f1os<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">de grandeza y de poder<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Si de candidatos re\u00edan<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ahora est\u00e1n en tumba fr\u00eda&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>MORENA<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La calaca se llev\u00f3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A todos los de Morena<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Por dejados y por tibios<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Descansan ya en Paz serena<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Abraham Mendoza se fue<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y ni cuentas entreg\u00f3&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y Caballero Zer\u00f3n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ni las manitas meti\u00f3&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sosa vio que la cazuela<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No ten\u00eda due\u00f1o due\u00f1o ni jefe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y ya ven lo que pas\u00f3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Todo se lo agandall\u00f3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ya enterraron a Mendoza<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lo mismo que a Caballero<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nadie los acompa\u00f1o<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fue d\u00eda de gran aguacero<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>DIPUTADOS FEDERALES<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Del Congreso Federal&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nueve cajas van saliendo<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Camino de funerales<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Los diputados federales<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nadie sab\u00eda qui\u00e9nes eran<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No hicieron nada notable&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u00f3lo vieron por su bolsillo<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pal pueblo, ni un vil bolillo<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dicen que eran diputados<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un tal Fortunato y ya<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Una Simey ignorada&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Una Isabel y Morales<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y una Janett y una Gloria<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Que muy pocos conocieron<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ni ese d\u00eda en que se murieron<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cuando pasan los cortejos<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Y a la gente les informan&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Que ah\u00ed van sus diputados,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mientras cantan su canci\u00f3n,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Se preguntan extra\u00f1ados&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Caray &#8230;\u00bfy esos qui\u00e9nes son?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GOBERNADOR OMAR FAYAD Result\u00f3 vivo muy vivo Y enoj\u00f3 a los de enfrente Sobre todo porque a Omar Mucho lo quer\u00eda la gente Pero la muerte canalla&nbsp; Y que nunca, nunca falla, Lo mir\u00f3 y le dijo fuerte: No me pasas de esta raya A la hora de hacer cuentas Todo result\u00f3 excelente, Covid, finanzas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":93,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/93"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajuarez.mx\/historico\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}